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British Demotivational Poster


Guns -


TAGS: guns british
Rating: 4.13/5

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Thedewd - September 29, 2017, 5:05 am
Vanner is under the impression the UK population is over 1.6 billion?
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 3:48 pm
Disease: Without it, the British wouldn't have decided it was too costly to stick around to hand you your a**es.
plodtser - August 16, 2015, 9:16 am
Without guns you would all be dead and the Native Americans would still have their land, just sayin'
GaryO - September 25, 2013, 8:40 am
Huh, so nuthin’ much has changed since 1812. Brits still can’t aim worth a shyt.
Vanner - September 25, 2013, 3:04 am
As i said on another Motifake. Nearly 10000 deaths from firearms in the US, 38 in the UK, even taking into account their population is five times ours i still know which odds i'll take. Guns don't kill but letting psychos have them does..
Bolverk3778 - July 21, 2013, 2:24 pm
A lot of us Brits can use firearms with accuracy unfortunately the Govmnt are scared that we'll stage a coup, so they will not let us defend ourselves.
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:53 am
HAH! Excellent. …I love the Brits….can’t go their govmnt. 5L


INTRODUCING EUROPE -


TAGS: french italian swiss british german france italy switzerland great britain uk germany
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by forseti

CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:31 pm
very old pic
agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 10:09 pm
I think I've seen this before.
GreyScorpion - May 12, 2010, 10:08 pm
I approved it, so you would go to bed and quit submitting it!! G'night Forseti... :) 4L
forseti - May 12, 2010, 10:00 pm
just to inform you: it was rejected before, but without giving reason. i waited about an hour for a pm, then uploaded it again. getting it approved implies that this was ok, right?!? good night, 4 am in europe!


BRITISH NINJAS - Not your garden variety ninja




THE CHALLENGER 2 -


TAGS: tank british best war
Rating: 1.94/5

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hootizz - June 17, 2010, 8:38 am
Nice one...!! but it would look even better on the back of a Kenworth 953 being hauled through an Arab Desert...
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:40 pm
For reasons unknown I just prefer a good old Tiger tank. And definitely not the Sherman like in this picture.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - November 18, 2009, 10:44 am
ONE TEAM ONE FIGHT! So I'm not going to get into how If the Abrahms drops the soap in teh shower, the challenger picks it up! Good day to you gentleman.
rogueagent - November 18, 2009, 5:36 am
Challey 2 is a great tank, one of the longest range confirmed kills on record.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:09 pm
Exactly, Dre.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:08 pm
I mean look at it... doesn't even have the lower profile of the M1A1, XK2 or T90. It's like they want to get hit in this tank... it's in danger of clipping aircraft, for God's sake!
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:06 pm
but the first one blew up
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:03 pm
No... but if it's a piece of crap yugoslavian/russian tank, you might as well name it the challenger 2...
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:01 pm
Well, its certainly not the Challenger 2, isnt that a Space Shuttle?
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:00 pm
Ho HO!!!! Burned, Dre!!! We were both WAY off! Still, good call, Dre... you can definitely see the russian influence.
Sean - November 17, 2009, 10:54 pm
It's obviously the Yugoslavian VK-32Junger. Which is about the only heavy vehicle they got just about right. Note the turret design. Slightly ***ered across the diagonal axis. Dead giveaway if you know what to look for.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:50 pm
I'd like to think I lost the argument based on impressive knowledge, and not a shortcut to your greatness.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:49 pm
It does look a lot like a low-budget, WW2 throwback death-trap. I have to bow to your observational skills there, Dre. Hope you didn't cheat by visiting the site.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:48 pm
Its Russian, not a doubt about that. Stupid ruskies never have enough armor on their tanks
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:46 pm
Why bother? I now have to stick by my Leopard call again. Although the muzzle is clearly different, a Leopard 2E model was made with added armor protection... and this one does look too bulky to be a russian-made tank.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:44 pm
well there is a military-today.com logo in the lower right, lets go there and find out
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:43 pm
You have a point, Dre... although the color scheme indicates nothing european, I have to believe that the barrel does give it away... can't possibly be german made.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:40 pm
Where I'm from is hardly an issue... unless I was french.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
I'm not from Canada, but they did... much like a good portion of the world... purchase these things.
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 10:39 pm
Um, obviously it is the Black Eagle, look at the barrel length and tread size....incompetent fools
Spangle - November 17, 2009, 10:38 pm
What you did, it's there and I see it. I will not play your game, but I will ask where you're from, dude.
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 10:37 pm
Challenger 2? Not with that profile... it has to be a Leopard 2.


MR GANGSTER, SIR? -


TAGS: gangster fail plastic british
Rating: 3.56/5

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LogicDude - December 14, 2009, 9:03 pm
Yeah but in his case the h***er killed him.
spacedog - December 14, 2009, 6:46 pm
Heh, the paint guns,$200 and a wife beater shirt...somebody was playing Grand Theft Auto.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
LOL... more than likely, it's sobriety. It's like my fingers are fighting the keyboard.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:10 pm
That chilly weather must be affecting your motor skills.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:09 pm
Spelling, anyone? What the hell?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 6:08 pm
YOu clearly don't feel the vibe he's puttin' out... painball guns and a fistgul of Comicon tickets, yo... patrollin' his turf between H&M and the food court!
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 6:07 pm
Canadian actually. Also, pics of douche bags like this are always fun to see.


ROYAL ASCOT RACE - So YOUNG! So ANGRY!! DAMN THAT RAP MUSIC!!




HOPELESS -


TAGS: whingeing not whinging speel checker don t even recognize it make a british one i say in colour not color
Rating: 4.88/5

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flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm

nice!


BRITISH PEOPLE - I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.




1 GUY 0 CUPS - The German Hardcore Version Of That Crap


TAGS: commemorating tea time the british way is for pussies
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 9:15 pm
Is he tea-bagging himself?


RACIST - The more times you have to say you're not, the more likely it is that you are.


TAGS: bnp racist british national party nazi
Rating: 2.2/5

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Derek - August 3, 2009, 2:03 am
So you just have to accuse someone a lot, eh?


AMPHIBIOUS ICE CREAM VAN - Now peddling drugs to English fishermen.




BRITISH SUMMER - 6 weeks of warm rain. Bliss.


TAGS: british summer rain
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

pzykosiz - August 1, 2010, 9:47 pm
no, i'd say that's pretty accurate
Derek - July 18, 2010, 12:29 am
Sarcasm, drought or eccentricity?


DIGNITY -




untimely posters -




PAUL REVERE -


TAGS: paul revere progressive british
Rating: 4.11/5

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Grimgravy - April 20, 2011, 9:16 pm
So much for keeping it real. "Thou seest me rollin'. Thou haten."


BRITISH FAMILIES DIVIDED AT CHRISTMAS -




BRITISH PLAYS - Still a tad gay




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